Monday, October 25, 2010

Some Important Laws Which Scientists don't care to State

Some Important Laws Which Scientists don't care to State

* LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have
left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE : When you dial a wrong number, you

never get an engaged one.


LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become

coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.


LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll
to the least accessible corner.


LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late
for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning

you will have a flat tire.


: When the body is immersed in water, the  
telephone rings.


: The probability of meeting someone
you know increases when you are with someone you don't
want to be seen with.


LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone

that a machine won't work, it will!


LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is

inversely proportional to the reach.


THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest

from the aisle arrive last.


LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of

hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something  

which will last until the coffee is cold.

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