Some Important Laws Which Scientists don't care to State

Some Important Laws Which Scientists don't care to State
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* LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have
left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
 
 
LAW OF TELEPHONE : When you dial a wrong number, you
never get an engaged one.
 

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become
coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
 

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll
to the least accessible corner.
 

LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late  
for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning
you will have a flat tire.
 

BATHTHEOREM : When the body is immersed in water, the  
telephone rings.
 

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS : The probability of meeting someone
you know increases when you are with someone you don't  
want to be seen with.
 

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone
that a machine won't work, it will!
 

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is
inversely proportional to the reach.
 

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest
from the aisle arrive last.
 

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of
hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something  
which will last until the coffee is cold.